this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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