I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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