nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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