I am puke
im six kinds of drunk right now
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
