my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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