i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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