Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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