I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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