Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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