Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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