I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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