She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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