There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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