it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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