just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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