Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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