i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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