She's JV to your varsity
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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