what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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