That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I need you to use more vowels.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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