Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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