Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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