that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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