I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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