Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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