Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
soo... how was my night?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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