I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
high people should be assigned attendants
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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