I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I love you. Go after that dick
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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