oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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