Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
His nipple licking is glorious
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