he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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