"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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