awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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