he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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