when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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