I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
