This girl is more easily done than said...
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
