Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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