if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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