If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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