HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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