i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
