are you so shy because you have an std?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
