i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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