She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wish i was in the wii world.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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