so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
