Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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