People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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