Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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