the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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