that's an acceptable place to lick
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
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