a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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