apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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